A BOOK FOR AILUROPHILES

The Sophisticated Cat
ed. by Joyce Carol Oates

This is an anthology of the greatest poems and essays written about cats by literary greats such as Joyce Carol Oates, William Butler Yeats, Rilke, Pablo Neruda, William Faulkner, Maupassant, P.G. Wodehouse, Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway et al.
A complete table contents can be viewed here.

The Naming of Cats

One of the reasons my cat doesn't yet have a name...

THE NAMING OF CATS
by T.S. Eliot

The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have three different names.

First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, or George or Bill Bailey -
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter -
But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -
Names that never belong to more than one cat.

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover -
But the cat himself knows, and will never confess.

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

Pet Portraits by Ron Krajewski

I love this artist's work. This watercolor was done by Ron Krajewski. I hope to be able to contact him and commission a similar portrait of our new cat.

Allergic to cats?

The vast majority of people who are "allergic to cats" are allergic to a protein called FEL-D-1 (see image, right). It is secreted by sebaceous glands in the skin as well as salivary glands.

The amount of FEL-D-1 secreted seems to be greatly affected by testosterone since an intact male will produce much more than a neutered male or a female (spayed or not).

Since cats bathe themselves with their tongue, FEL-D-1 from their saliva is deposited on their fur (along with the FEL-D-1 secreted by the glands in the skin).

Giving a cat a bath using tepid water and cat shampoo will reduce the amount of FEL-D-1 on the skin and fur, but only for a couple of days. Just as over-cleansing a human's skin and hair can upset its natural balance, frequent baths are not good for a cat's skin, and therefore are not a solution for those with an allergy to FEL-D-1.

Siberian and Abyssinian cats (especially males who have been "fixed" and females) have naturally lower levels of FEL-D-1. While not truly "hypo-allergenic", these 2 breeds seem to be tolerated by many people who can't tolerate other breeds. The Korat (a breed from Thailand) can also be a good choice for people allergic to FEL-D-1 as its hair generally does not float up off the cat when the cat is petted. A potential cat owner with an allergy to FEL-D-1 might want to spend time with these 3 breeds to see if he or she tolerates one breed better than the others.

Those who are allergic to FEL-D-1 should follow the same advice given to other allergy sufferers, such as limiting the amount of non-washable fabrics in the home. Curtains that can be easily taken down and washed are preferred over blinds or shutters; furniture should be leather or wood or have washable slip covers; wood or tile floors are a better choice than carpet. Sticky-tape rollers and a good vacuum, such as the Dyson™ Animal model, are helpful in controlling the amount of hair and dander (and therefore FEL-D-1) that is present in the house. Having a non-allergic member of the family brush or comb the cat on a regular basis will help also.

In addition, allergic pet owners should keep their bedroom doors closed at all times, in order to keep their sleeping space as allergen-free as possible. And they should also ask their doctor about allergy shots or other medicines which might help with symptoms.